24 Hours of Stand-Up 2026
Graham Clark's Annual Marathon
JUNO-nominated comedian Graham Clark takes the stage for a full 24 hours of non-stop stand-up at Little Mountain Gallery, 110 Water St, Vancouver. Join us in person or catch the free livestream. This year marks the 4th annual fundraiser!
Writers by Shift
Each 2-hour shift brings a new group of our favourite comedians to write jokes live for Graham. Click a shift to see who's on.
- Aaron Arya
- Sophia Johnson
- Myles Anderson
- Allie Entwistle
- Mary Saunders
- Riley Hardwick
- David Maclean
“Guy having sex in a world with no water: Can I motorbike you?”
Riley Hardwick- The only reason to go on a hike is to patronize the other people going up, “don’t worry, you’re almost there ;)” (you weak fuck)
- I’m bi-curious. That’s right, I get curious twice annually.
- 90 people out there, 90 people in here! Man this show has done a 180
- I bet we could get this place funding if we convince Mark Carney that LMG stands for “Little Mountain Gas”
- Ghost of the Old Spaghetti Factory here. So nice to see Graham not in the bathroom setting.
- Meta layoffs? “It’s complicated”
- Graham said he only knows 10 people, more like 10 gnomes from the magical meadow he came from.
- The cool thing about this show is it is brought to you by Turning Point USA.
- Tim Carlson
- Ivan Decker
- Eden Kaminski
- Jess Lupini
- Patricia Masur
- Cory Lupovici
- Erin Purghart
- Gavin Clarkson
“I am a pacifist... in that, I pass a fist size shit after I eat at Old Spaghetti Factory”
Cory Lupovici- My favourite four letter word? “Maths”
- Me: Horny, Romantic, and Suicidal to my wife: Fuck Marry Kill: Me, Me, Me
- I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, if you are looking for a ransom I can tell you I don’t have money. What I do have are a very particular set of frills
- Save on Foods? The fuck am I supposed to do with these Big Naturals?
- Big Naturals are called Downtown Abbeys in England
- Only kink I got is the one in my hose. Seriously my dick all crooked doctor
- Italian naming things: Umm.... Let’s-a-give-it-a-silly one!
- Drake at the old spaghetti factory: “where’s the young spaghetti?”
- Struggling zookeeper: “this catch a tiger by the toe promotion was unwise in retrospect.”
- Crab park that ass right here babyyy!
- The zodiac killer is my favourite. Finally, a serial killer who loves horoscopes just like me!
- Starving artist: one of the goals on Ken Sim’s to do list
- New coke flavour: Raz Matazz, zero raspberry, all matazz berry
- Mark Carney looks like a man who is EXCITED to tell you his favourite cereal is raisin bran
- I am a man. I only poo standing up
- What. Have you done. With the frills?!
- No frills? Fine, I’ll take my big naturals elsewhere
- People say you can’t trust anything anymore cause of AI. This saddens me, cause I’ve been lying on the internet since the 90s.
- Dog groomer? You’re telling me it’s okay when it’s dogs?!
- Fun fact: In Vancouver a friend is a burden you walk to in the rain
- What cause is Graham growing his beard out for again?
- In 2025 this was a 24 hour stand up show. In 2026 this is known as “laughmaxxing”
- I love when pizza comes on those pedestals at a restaurant. Exalt the pizza. Pizza is your leader now.
- Amar Singh
- Mark Thomson
- Emily Woods
- Julya Van Der Sloot
- Gina Harms
- Randee Neumeyer
- Colin Sharp
- Nash Park
- Steph Neale
“It’s crazy that in 2026 the closest we’ve gotten to teleportation is me taking your mom to another dimension”
Julya Van Der Sloot- Crows will literally remember your face instead of going to therapy
- My imitation of a counsellor for the Muppets: “And how did that make you felt?”
- Ken Sim?! Ken Sim-one else be the mayor?
- I am an organ donor - sorry, BONER. I’m a boner - sorry, CORGAN. I have a Corgan Boner. Billy Corgan. I love Smashing Pumpkins
- I love the CFL! Cunty fuckin losers
- Say what you want, the yellow m&m is the only one to make me nut
- Everybody was Kung Fu fighting and I wasn’t scared even a bit
- Five stars? That’s way less than in the sky
- Amy Cornish
- Amber Harper Young
- Josh Flemming
- Bradley Sakawsky
- Nate Mercer
- Lauren Sandra
- Ryan Gunther
- Carmen Lee
“I’ll never pay for the bus but I’ll always thank the bus driver. I’m a socialist, not a bitch.”
Amy Cornish- I asked my dad to tune into the livestream and he said “no.” Murdoch Mysteries wins again!!!
- Menstruating? We can’t even bleed from our bodies without men claiming it.
- Watching porn at the public library — another male dominated field.
- Do you think Hitler was the first one to call it ‘World War 1?’ Like, “wow, World War 1 was crazy, right?” Excuse me, Hitler? What do you mean by 1?
- I have bowel issues. Every time I take a shit it’s like playing a game of Roulette. I’m like “please don’t be red...oh yes...pitch black, my natural colour.”
- Midwife crisis: “Oh no, I don’t really know what my job is.”
- Australian style coffee is a lot like Australian style sex: worse.
- Mid-Wife Crisis: I wasn’t supposed to sleep with the dad?
- Rachel Reucker
- Jon Endo
- Sarah Masri
- D Fretter
- Alannah Brittany
- Zawer Sulaiman
- Tanner McCoolman
- Zephyr
“You ever see someone at the airport who’s so bald you wonder if you’re witnessing a Make-a-Wish?”
Rachel Reucker- Graham looks like a realtor for Settlers of Catan.
- I thought self-gratification was when they make you grate your own cheese at a restaurant.
- Being sent a parking ticket is like the City rubbing it in my face they can afford printing and postage.
- I really want to try my cat’s treats. I can’t resist the Temptations.
- Tried to sell fancy knives I got for Xmas on Marketplace...until I realized I was handing a weapon to someone who knows I have cash...
- I’m going to trick my guy friends into talking about their feelings. I’m going to set up a bunch of microphones and tell them we’re recording a podcast. But I’m not recording shit.
- Cast Away the movie except it’s a guy who Barbecues on an island and has an awesome time with all his friends and family.
- The band Aqua broke up and I, for one, am excited to see the solo works of H and 2O.
- I do not have a racist bone in my body. I only eat the bones of non-racists.
- Kendall Clark
- Carter Selinger
- Colin Cowan
- Andrea Feltrin
- Jordan Wilson
- James LeBuke
- Alison Ward
- Katie Ellen Humphries
“Vancouver dirty talk: I think your boobies are quite Mount Pleasant”
James LeBuke- Do you think the person who came up with battery types and the person who came up with bra sizes were friends? “it’s gonna be the alphabet in order but then not, and then sometimes double”
- “where the fuck are the horses?!” - guy seeing water polo for the first time
- “the name’s Polo” “I think we’ll get along just fine” - Marco
- Finding a blind date at Wreck Beach: “What are you wearing?!”
- Why do they call it a man-hole? Pretty sure anyone can go in there
- Science world into a soccer ball? I hope boobies fest comes to town
- I wish we still had milkmen, getting milk all the time is annoying and I really wish someone else would fuck my wife!
- In my opinion, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is the best lemonade named after a guy named Mike with a raging erection
- Jake Spencer
- Arya Afshar
- Malcolm McLeod
- Adam Pateman
- Pariya Zabihi
- Karl Elliot
- Jenny Rube
“It would be crazy if Alberta left and Quebec was like ‘Okay, NOW we’ll stay.’”
Jake Spencer- Oh you have ADHD? Name 3 of your unfinished albums.
- “I got black out drunk at the Old Spaghetti Factory” sounds like a pretty family friendly rock bottom
- Vancouver Dirty Talk: I’d like to B-Line right into your Main Street.
- Marionettes are not nets to catch Marios! But I do want to get my hands on Mario Lopez! Get on it, net-makers
- If they separate, Vulcan, Alberta will become: Romulus, Alberta.
- Vancouver dirty talk: I’d like JJ your Bean
- Why do they call it a happy ending? I always get so sad after
- Justin Trudeau and Jeff Bezos talking about Katy Perry: Justin: “I took her to Coachella festival!” Jeff: “Oh yeah? Cute! I took her to space you lil bitch”
- Andrew Grant
- Paul Anthony
- Maarten Bayliss
- Jill Goranson
- Kevin Lee
- Mark Chavez
- Taz VanRassel
- Ryan Beil
“Tommy Texter is ghosting me. Motherfucker, I know you’re on your phone”
Maarten Bayliss- Butt sex? No, ‘and’ sex
- FIFA is where sleek looking assholes wearing patagonia vests go to lay their eggs
- I put a Ken Sim card in my phone and now it hates homeless people
- Sometimes when I look at Vancouver I think... this would be so much cooler under water
- Vancouver dirty talk: She lulu’d on my lemon til I Chipped in her Wilson
- Vancouver coffee shop chain Waves is named after what Vancouverites don’t do when recognizing an acquaintance on the street
- “Sea Wall” is what I do when I can’t afford to do anything in Vancouver
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Wait do that again, said the door
- $800 for FIFA tickets?! You could pay rent in Vancouver for 3 times that!
- Rachel Shaefer
- Steev Letts
- Danielle Florence
- Jenny Davidson
- Harris Anderson
- Devin Alexander
- Sam Tonning
- Greta Lin
“If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you punch me in the groin, do I not say ‘oof?’ If I see a ghost, do I not go, ‘Hummana Hummana Hummana?’”
Harris Anderson- A geyser of blood shoots from my open mouth, drenching everything. My dentist: “Any vacation plans?”
- “I’m what you’d call a tad eccentric.” — me to the party’s host after blocking the toilet
- Before a moon becomes a full moon it’s waxing gibbous. Jeez, even the moon has to wax? Porn has ruined us!
- Isn’t all underwear edible underwear if you’re hungry enough?
- My friend is bi-polar. He only has sex with two polar bears at a time.
- Little Italy used to be cool, but now it’s just Commercial.
- “I hope you aren’t scared by GABBA-GHOULS!” - the Crypt Keeper introducing a Sopranos-themed story.
- Overheard in Vancouver: “We’re looking to add a fifth to our polycule to make rent this month.”
- They say childbirth is the most painful thing you can feel. But that person has never called their teacher “Mom.”
- Kyles Fines
- Gary Jones
- Aaron Read
- Brad MacNeil
- Dave Shumka
- Kelli Ogmundson
- Alicia Tobin
- Ian Boothby
- Debbie Courchene
“Hello and welcome to the Old Spaghetti Factory. Where would you like to propose to your dental hygienist girlfriend from Langley this evening?”
Kyles Fines- Bumper Sticker idea: honk. please honk. My mind has drifted, I’m not paying attention, I’m thinking about the dream I had where Garfield lifted up his belly fat to show me he had a dog penis
- I actually don’t think men should go to therapy, they know enough
- I always drive in the H.O.V. lane because I can drive horizontally or vertically
- First time someone was sarcastic: “My back is soooo comfortable on this cross!”
- Sinbad the stand up comedian? No. Sinbad, the thing I learned in church.
- They say Shakespeare invented 1500 words. Or...maybe he was just a shitty speller.
- Eve Ghostkeeper
- Cass Furman
- Aaron Campbell
- An Te Chu
- Tin Lorica
- Matty Vu
- Alex Carr
- Mobolaji Tunde-Oladepo
“The world cup is coming. But my wife isn’t” — Ken Sim
Alex Carr- I thought influencers all had influenza. They look like that normally?
- I don’t trust banks. What are they doing with all my sperm?
- The Canada Arm was built to jerk off astronauts
- Heavy is the head of the baby because he is a baby
- I love vaping. Carrying around fruit loops to sniff all day was getting annoying
- “Am I on my period?” - the top part of an exclamation mark
- My therapist likes to say that I’m self aware which is a fun way to say I know what’s wrong with me and I’m not doing anything about it.
- I’m ready for world cup fever. Stanley cup syphilis, and Grey cup gonorrhea
- I caught the love bug. Crabs.
- Shawn Norman
- Stacey Mclachlan
- Kerri Donaldson
- Quinn Greysen
- Jill Alport
- Niki Mohrdar
- Brent Constantine
- Christine Bortolin
“Draw me like your French Canadian girls; covered in gravy and surprisingly conservative.”
Christine Bortolin- The only sure bets in life are death, taxes, and getting hit in the face when playing intramural indoor soccer if you wear glasses.
- Thread and stuffing. Sorry, too inside baseball?
- For most of my life I thought SMH stood for Suck My Hole. I grew up the day I found out.
- “Mo money, Mo problems” - me, introducing two guys named Mo
- Have you ever thought of your toilet as “hungry?”
- Vancouver Dirty Talk: Is that a FIFA Science World ball in your pocket or have you just been biking for too long?
- Teach a man to fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll starve for attention.
- Rearrange the letters of Ken Sim and it spells “MEN SKI”. Coincidence?????
- Rub a dub dub. Now hand me my sub. I eat my sandwiches in the bath.
Tickets
Shows ran in 75-minute blocks starting at 8PM Friday. The final show (6:30PM Saturday) was 90 minutes. After each set, audiences rotate while Graham and the comics keep going. Come for one show or stay all day!
We're Back
for Year Four
We're back in 2026 with our annual fundraiser! Proceeds go to support Little Mountain Gallery operations — we just had a $2,500/month rent increase — as well as partial proceeds to a community partner charity.
During the show, Vancouver's favourite local comedians drop by to help and inspire Graham by writing jokes for him to read and review live on stage. Comics from across the country participate in the madness.
Attend one 75-minute set or buy an all-day pass and come and go as you please. The final show is 90 minutes. Audiences rotate between shows while Graham and the comics stay on stage the full 24 hours.
The event is also live-streamed so audiences from around the world can tune in — watch at the top of this page!
See the 2025 show page →Fundraiser for LMG operations & community charity
Award-winning, non-profit comedy venue. 100% community programmed and managed since 2016. Voted Vancouver's best comedy club by the Georgia Straight (2024). With over 12,000 email subscribers, 5,500+ Instagram followers, and 25,000+ annual audience members, LMG is the heart of Vancouver's comedy scene.
Monthly
Donations
As a not-for-profit, Little Mountain Gallery provides affordable space for artists to produce and perform. LMG also offers programming around training, mentorship, stage-time, and free rentals to the comedy community. Ongoing donations help us subsidize the space and pay for operational costs.
Become a
Sponsor
Sponsoring the 24 Hour Show Fundraiser gives you the opportunity to support a great cause while receiving promotion to LMG's community of over 12,000 email subscribers, 5,500+ Instagram followers, and 25,000+ annual audience members.
Donate branded merchandise, swag, or gift cards (min. $50 value) to be given away in the 24 Hour Show raffle.
Donate items and resources supporting show operations: food & beverages, supplies for participating comics, event merchandise, etc.
Sponsor one specific hour of the show and be credited as its presenter. Limited spots — first come, first served!
Provide monetary support for LMG operations, or become a Title Sponsor and be credited as Presenting Partner in the event name itself.
Interested in sponsoring or have a custom partnership idea? Fill out the form below and Alexa from our team will be in touch.
