100mls or Less: Confessions of a Pat Down Expert

100mls or Less: Confessions of a Pat Down Expert – November 28, 2025 at Little Mountain Gallery

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 28 7:30 PM RACCOON ROOM · SECOND FLOOR
Tickets$23.06+GST
Length75 MIN
ComedySTAND-UP

A comedic storytelling show, Darren Millar unpacks his experiences from the lows of patting down your old high school buddies to the highs of celebrity ‘random selections.

A comedic storytelling show! Darren Millar graduated from university as a teacher, he marched out the door and right into an airport security uniform. For twelve long years, he spent his days taking away tiny shampoo bottles and pocketknives at Victoria International Airport. He unpacks his experiences from the lows of patting down your old high school buddies to the highs of celebrity ‘random selections.
“a funny, anecdote-filled show” Stuart Nulman (Montreal Times)
“weird and wild encounters … this one man show serves them up on a silver platter.” Dawn McSweeney, (Forget the Box)

FEATURING

Darren Millar

VENUE & ACCESSIBILITY

Little Mountain Gallery — Raccoon Room (Second floor)
110 Water Street, Vancouver, BC · Map

Tickets: Tickets are non-refundable. Please arrive before showtime — latecomers may not be admitted.

Transit: 2 minutes from Waterfront Station (SkyTrain, SeaBus). Parking: limited paid street parking, plus EasyPark parkades nearby.

ACCESSIBILITY

The Raccoon Room is on the second floor, up two flights of stairs, and is not wheelchair accessible at this time.

The venue has two separate spaces, upstairs and downstairs, which don’t have the same level of accessibility — please check which room this show is in.

There are six private washrooms on the main floor, one of which is fully accessible with a power-assisted door. The theatre doors to the main space are not power-assisted at this time.

Need wheelchair seating? Message us ahead of the performance at programming@littlemountaingallery.ca so we can arrange seating.

Full accessibility details, venue policies and visiting info are on our FAQ page.

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