100mls or Less: Confessions of a Pat Down Expert

100mls or Less: Confessions of a Pat Down Expert

November 28, 2025 7:30 pm

A comedic storytelling show, Darren Millar unpacks his experiences from the lows of patting down your old high school buddies to the highs of celebrity ‘random selections.

A comedic storytelling show! Darren Millar graduated from university as a teacher, he marched out the door and right into an airport security uniform. For twelve long years, he spent his days taking away tiny shampoo bottles and pocketknives at Victoria International Airport. He unpacks his experiences from the lows of patting down your old high school buddies to the highs of celebrity ‘random selections.
“a funny, anecdote-filled show” Stuart Nulman (Montreal Times)
“weird and wild encounters … this one man show serves them up on a silver platter.” Dawn McSweeney, (Forget the Box)

Little Mountain Gallery
110 Water Street, Vancouver BC
Gastown — ground-level accessible entrance.

Tickets: Please note that tickets are non-refundable. Please arrive before showtime as latecomers may not be admitted.

Transit: 2 min from Waterfront Station (SkyTrain, SeaBus). Parking: Limited paid street parking + EasyPark parkades nearby.

Accessibility:

  • Venue has two performance spaces (upstairs + downstairs).
  • Listings indicate which room the event is in — spaces do not have the same accessibility.
  • Main floor is accessible via powered lift from street level.
  • Upstairs space is not accessible (two flights of stairs).
  • Front entrance has power assisted exterior doors.
  • Six private washrooms are available on the main floor.
  • One washroom is fully accessible with a power-assisted door.
  • Theatre doors to the main space are not power assisted.
  • For full accessibility details, visit our Accessibility FAQ .

About Little Mountain Gallery:
LMG is Vancouver’s home for independent comedy — hosting stand-up, improv, sketch, alt-comedy, weekly shows, and touring acts.

More venue information:
Full details on accessibility, policies, and visiting the venue can be found on our FAQ page.

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